LARPing as an Athlete ("Functional training doesn't exist") 😤 |
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According to @NaturalHypertrophy functional training doesn't exist! It's all just a big, functional cope, and anyone who tries to be train in a "functional" fashion, or uses functional exercises and lifts (basically people who do athletic things, as opposed to meathead things) is "LARPing as an athlete."
Modern society has seen it fit to render the act of functionality dysfunctional by making it obsolete. A moot point. Superfluous. Unnecessary. Archaic. But just because something lacks a direct "function" in a backwards world that glorifies total non-functionality, does not mean that that thing is without INTRINSIC value to the individual who possesses it. This video is a tribute to the ideals of overall functionality, high level performance, and bada** athleticism that have captivated and served mankind since its inception all those hundreds of thousands of years ago. Today I will honor my ancestors by LARPing as an athlete! You're welcome @theliverking If you're interested in LARPing as an athlete too then check out my web site! https://www.enkirielitefitness.com/coachingservices/comprehensive-coaching for details about online coaching. _________________________________________ COACHING, PROGRAMS, & TRAINING GEAR Online Coaching: https://www.enkirielitefitness.com/coachingservices Re-Usable Training Templates: https://www.enkirielitefitness.com/templates My archive of fitness articles: https://www.enkirielitefitness.com/articles Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/enkiri_elite/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@enkiri_elite 10% off Tib Bar Guy products with code ENKIRI10 https://www.thetibbarguy.com/enkiri Check out Barbell Apparel! Awesome and stylish clothes designed for LIFTERS! https://barbellapparel.com/?rstr=enkiri _________________________________________ The Enkiri Elite Fitness vision is to: -Inspire people to better themselves by showcasing different feats of physical fitness. -Provide free, high quality information covering multiple realms of fitness (weight training, athletic enhancement, conditioning, etc.) to those dedicated individuals who are seeking it. -Offer personal training and guidance to people who want to take their overall fitness, general health, and aesthetics to the next level. If this sounds like you, then please join me and let's push to reach the next level together! #athlete #larping #functionaltraining #athleanx #joelseedman #enkirielitefitness #bodybuilding #fitness #muscle #strengthtraining #functionalfitness |