On their first studio album outing, The Chainsmokers deliver bland pop music that is about as emotionally deep as a puddle of piss in the toilets in a gentleman's club.

(I know my voice is shit in this video, but then again, so is most of the vocals on this album.)

The Chainsmokers - Memories... Do Not Open [Columbia Records] [Disruptor Records] (2017)

Tracklist:

1) The Chainsmokers - The One (Bad)
2) The Chainsmokers - Break Up Every Night (Arse)
3) The Chainsmokers - Bloodstream (Bad)
4) The Chainsmokers ft. Emily Warren - Don't Say (Arse)
5) The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This (OK)
6) The Chainsmokers ft. Emily Warren - My Type (Bad)
7) The Chainsmokers ft. Louane - It Won't Kill Ya (Bad)
8) The Chainsmokers - Paris (OK)
9) The Chainsmokers - Honest (Arse)
10) The Chainsmokers ft. Jhené Aiko - Wake Up Alone (Bad)
11) The Chainsmokers - Young (Bad)
12) The Chainsmokers ft. Florida Georgia Line - Last Night Alive (Bad)

Score: 2/10

Genre: Electro-Pop, EDM, Dance
Country: United States
Release Date: 7th April 2017
Length: 43 minutes